Bemusement Park
This realm is concurrent with Farflungland in that things are just different here. Sometimes the Bemusement Park is open during normal shop hours, other times it pops up at events. Sometimes this is amusing, other times it is so off-the-wall that even non-sequiturians gape in disbelief. There have been toy steamroller printings with Gandalf Gutenberg astride…and passionate orations spoken into a dried garlic. People have discovered portals to a Whole Nother dimension by simply honoring the Great Typo or carrying the staff of SLIOPS. Ancient Burma-Shave rhymes have appeared in city streets! There have been Vandercakes eaten and raffles where one must be prescient to win. And they were! Luckily there are Bemusement Park Rangers, because…there are pre-occupational hazards.
